*UPDATE* Mac Computer Crash Tutorial

The only problem is this *virus has to be made on a mac. [any mac - not just the one you are crashing]

To start open up Automator and make a custom Automator.


Click record

Press apple + shift + A [applications hotkey]


Press apple + A [It will select every application]


Exit the applications folder.


Stop recording and you will see a New watch me do [it will say what you just did]


Press record again and press apple + O [the letter not the number]

Stop recording.


Drag the Apple + O into the first "watch me do"


Close the second one.


Click file>Save As


Use these settings [name it whatever you want]


DO NOT OPEN THIS, EVEN THOUGH IT WILL NOT DAMAGE YOUR MAC ITS FUCKING ANNOYING AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SHITDOWN YOUR COMPUTER

The second part [optional]
To change the icon on this right click on the application, click on get info.



Now right click whatever you want the icon from[e.g. jpg,png,ipod icon...]


Click on the the icon then press Apple + C [copy]


Now click on the automator icon and click Apple + v [paste]

Mascots Beat Up Two Guys!

WARNING: Somewhat of an adult video

How to open a XBOX 360

Sorry for the late update, but I have been very busy lately. Anyways, enjoy this guide!




Warning: removing any stickers on the Xbox 360 console will void your warrantee. I am not responsible for anything you screw up. Continue at your own risk.



Tools

1. A flat head screw driver


2. T-10 and a T-8 screwdriver

3. Ice pick or something close





So then, we will start out with an Xbox 360 core. (There’s no difference between core and the standard, its just the HDD is missing)







Ok, now take off the faceplate, if you don’t know how to take this off then you probably shouldn\\’t be opening your 360.












Moving on. If you look at the side of your 360, you will see the side vents (all the little holes) if you look there are 5 V\\’s. In the middle of them are gray plastic pieces.







Use the ice pick or what ever to push the gray piece. You will need to do the same for both sides of the 360, and also you will need to remove the little gray feet.









Once you have pushed the gray pieces through the holes with the pick, remove the gray top and bottom vents.





Ok now flip the Xbox around and look at the back. You will need to push the \\"tabs\\" in with your flat head screwdriver.








Now flip the Xbox to the front. If you look there are 4 clips that you undo with your flat head screwdriver.





Now pull the top off, and you will see a lot of screws.



Now use your T-10 screwdriver on all of the SILVER screws. Do not unscrew the black screws. Those are only for taking off the Heatsinks.



The final step

Pull off the top.






To remove the DVD drive, just remove the cables from it and pull it out. There is a sticker on it you will have to cut. The fan duct just pulls out.
 

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Portable Applications for USB's

I have made a lit of portable applications that will fit onto a USB drive. They are all free and all very small.



Web Browsers:




Fire-Fox Portable: http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/firefox_portable



Avant Browser: http://dl.filekicker.com/send/file/184227-Z37W/avant.exe



OperaUSB: http://www.opera-usb.com/operausben.htm



Email:



Mozilla ThunderBird: http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/thunderbird_portable






FTP Clients:



FileZilla: http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/filezilla_portable



Fire FTP extension(for firefox): http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/fireftp_extension



Games:




PokerTh: http://portableapps.com/apps/games/pokerth_portable



Sudoku: http://portableapps.com/apps/games/sudoku_portable



Mines(like Minesweeper): http://portableapps.com/apps/games/mines-perfect_portable



Instant Messaging:




Miranda(supports Yahoo, AIM, MSN, ICQ, Jabber and more): http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/miranda_portable



Gaim (Yahoo, AIM, MSN): http://portableapps.com/apps/internet/gaim_portable



Web Editors



NVU (similar to Microsoft FrontPage and Dreamweaver): http://portableapps.com/apps/development/nvu_portable




Audio Editors:



Audacity: http://portableapps.com/apps/music_video/audacity_portable



Operating Systems



Mac 7.0.1: http://portableapps.com/apps/music_video/audacity_portable



Linux(this site tells you how to do it): http://soylink.blogspot.com/2005/09/portable-linux-on-my-thumbdrive.html




Misc.:



ClamWin (AnitVirus): http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/clamwin_portable



7-Zip: http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/7-zip_portable



COmmand Prompt (customizeable):http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/command_prompt_portable




Sumatra(PDF viewer): a href="http://portableapps.com/apps/office/sumatra_pdf_portable

KeePass (password Manager): ,a href="http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/keepass_portable"


KeePass (password Manager):http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/keepass_portable



AbiWord Portable (word processor): http://portableapps.com/apps/office/abiword_portable




GIMP (image editor):http://portableapps.com/apps/graphics_pictures/gimp_portable



Notepad++ (text editing):http://portableapps.com/apps/development/notepadpp_portable



Universal Extractor: http://uniextract.c1pher.com/uniextract15.exe



FastStone Capture (screen capture):http://www.portablefreeware.com/download.php?id=775




uTorrent: http://download.utorrent.com/1.7.2/utorrent.exe



SUPER (converts multimedia formats):http://www.portablefreeware.com/download.php?dd=393

Priest Gets In Fight With Skaters

Making a Homemade Hacky Sack

You will need


1.an old sock

2.rice

3.scissors

4.a sewing needle

5.thread to sew with







Instructions



1.Take an old sock and cut it about 4 -6 inches from the bottom.







2.Grab a handful of rice, and place it in the half of the sock you cut out. (more rice will make the hackie sac harder to keep it up, less will make it easier.)






3.fold off the top of the hackie sac where rice can come out and begin to sew it close.



the final project will look like so.